Am I pretty yet?
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
Yup, we do.
Firstly, the gun should be behind the toast (on the left hand side, behind the plate(s)). Second, there should be a plate of pancakes/waffles/french-toast, or at least a second egg. And lastly, the breakfast gun is more commonly replaced with the breakfast military issue combat knife (it’s a better all around eating implement. And where’s the fork? We aren’t savages.
Hmm, looks like coco in the gun mug. Makes this a Thursday morning brunch, so nothing fancy enough to break out the nice breakfast combat knife. Likely also an example of the North Eastern practice of serving the french toast underneath mount bacon
Come on guys, I know you think us American’s are cultureless slobs but we do have some manners and decency
Hahahahahahahahahaha. I love this.